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It's Nonukah!

It's Nonukah!

Because eight days just aren't enough

Jan 02, 2025
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Why Nonukah? Why not?!

In the fine tradition of Festivus, Friendsgiving, and Galentine’s Day, Nonukah is a mythical ninth night of Chanukah and a holiday that isn’t really one- but was invented to fill a gap.

After eight full days of Chanukah, (or Hanukkah, depending on your spelling preference or ability to roll a ‘ch’) the night and day after can feel l…

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